Announcement: I'm turning 6 on Saturday! I hope mommy and daddy have lots of nice surprises in store for me, because I sure know what I'm worth.
In case they haven't figured it out, my dream birthday would be like this:
-Breakfast in bed at 4am
-Tasty morsels such as broccoli, chicken, and coconut every hour on the hour
-An all-access pass to the kibble box, and the kitchen counter
-The front door left wide open so I can come and go as I please
-Piles of clean laundry left everywhere so I have nice rest stops all over the house
Obviously it goes without saying that I should also have lots of attention, but I could settle for an embarrassingly huge bouquet of roses, adorned with enough cat grass to sink a ship, I guess.